I Finally Found Her
Many guys lament having a girlfriend or significant other because it often detracts from the time typically devoted to sports, videogames and other stereotypical male pastimes. When I was single, I promised myself that I would never be one of those guys who sacrifices all aspects of their personal life for a woman-and I kept that oath. But it did force me to stay single until I was 47.
It definitely took a while, but I’ve finally found that perfect woman. She is the perfect juxtaposition of all the qualities I’ve been looking for in a significant other. On weekends she dons a womens football jersey and we spend hours on end watching sports and eating junk food on the couch. Not only that, but she never complains when my friends come over or harps on me to do any sort of work around the house.